Hey, Christmas, what's that you are wearing there?
Just keep still. Let me check it out for you.
Don't you know you've got something round your bottom?
Do you need me to help you get it off? Huh...Christmas?
Ok, I'll help you take it off, just keep still.
I said KEEP STILL! How am I going to take it off if you keep moving about?
Stop turning around!
Hmph! How can I get that pants off when I have to hold her head down?
CHRISTMAS! KEEP THAT HEAD OF YOURS DOWN!! I'LL BITE YOUR EAR IF YOU DON'T!!